June 2012
56 posts
stayinbedgrowyourhair:
i mean do people genuinely believe in zombies
do they really think there’s some animatic force that can keep you moving after total cellular death
there literally is no such thing
so chill out
death is death
I mean, I’m a fiction writer and I know a lot of other writers and a lot of them are really into zombies—a few are writing their own zombie...
May 2012
154 posts
New rule hereby enacted by moi: In order to play...
indiemusicgasm:
This could REALLY help our guys!
That, uh, might be an issue.
(unless this was supposed to be a joke, then, my apologies.)
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Why Manchester United (probably) won't sign Baines
1. They have Patrice Evra and so Baines would be back-up. Baines is 28, in his “prime” years and there’s no way United would spend big money on a back-up left back, and would Baines want to leave if he was only going to play 20 games a year as opposed to 40?
2. As stated above, what kind of money is Man Utd going to spend on a 28-year-old backup left back? Papers seem to think...
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HEY GUYS DID YOU NOTICE THAT THE US JERSEY LOOKS...
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IF NOT THE INTERNET WILL TELL YOU A MILLION GODDAMN TIMES LIKE NO ONE’S EVER POINTED IT OUT
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Sneijder on the Arjen Robben's incident : "Why Is...
bastianschweinsteiger-obsession:
Why is this guy still alive? Let me kill him for you Basti. And why are we still talking about this? It’s nobody’s fault, luck was not on our side. Period.
I don’t mean to be confrontational, but I think that all Sneijder is saying here is that it’s ridiculous to blame one person for a defeat (especially when he’s probably upset enough about...
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fuckyeaheverton:
England manager Roy Hodgson has announced both Leighton Baines and Phil Jagielka will start the friendly game against Norway tomorrow.
Yes! Hope they do well!
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Four-year-old girl banned from school pictures for... →
Tell me this doesn’t remind you of Ms. Trunchbull in Matilda.
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virgin identity →
fshk:
I don’t have time to write a lot about this, but I think it’s kind of interesting. Apparently there’s a rising trend toward male virgins in romance novels. (Is there an inverse trend for fewer female virgins? It’s not clear!)
I think what I find really interesting, though, is that there’s still this trend toward virginity at all, especially in contemporaries. Why is virginity on...
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why are you a Thunder fan?
I read two articles about the aftermath of the shooting in Bricktown after the game on Monday night. And…yeah, person who wanted his name withheld (and please, don’t hide behind anonymity so you don’t have to face repercussions for your bigotry, that’s pretty cowardly), I find it interesting that you support the Thunder, or basketball, or sports at all (well, except for...
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Hank Green's Tumblr: On Ad Block →
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edwardspoonhands:
On my most recent video I saw a whole ton of comments from people saying “I never see pre-rolls on Vlogbrothers videos because I have AD BLOCK installed.” Well, two problems here.
No one sees pre-rolls on vlogbrothers videos because we don’t run them
I am not sure how I feel about Ad Blockers and I wish you would consider your decision more carefully,...
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Every conversation with an out of touch friend or...
Acquaintence or Extended Family Member: You still working at the newspaper?
Me: No, I got laid off a few months ago, I'm looking for a job now.
A or EFM: Oh. Looking at other newspapers?
Me: Eh, no, I don't think journalism's what I want to do.
A or EFM: What are you looking for?
Me: Looking at clerical positions all over town, I've signed up with a staffing agency as well, and I'm applying for out-of-town editorial jobs on LinkedIn and such.
A or EFM: What's your degree in again?
Me: English.
A or EFM: Oh. Do you want to teach?
Me: NO.
One of my mom’s jackass students placed a secret dirty phrase hidden in the yearbook which got printed because she didn’t see it and no one would be able to see it except he bragged about getting away with it and now everyone knows and she’s upset and wants to quit her job and she also wants to give this kid an F but he’s valedictorian and she knows the others kids (his...
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berlitz:
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
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I hate how every transfer season fans come up with ridiculous hypothetical situations and ask these questions like “would you sell Baines if Barcelona offered 100 million plus Lionel Messi?” or such and like, well, duh! and then we’d buy Baines back with the 100 million they gave us plus Tony Hibbert but I mean…why are you seriously (as in not in jest) asking questions like...
mulijiang:
‘Never leave your laptop in a changing room when Leon Osman, Tim Cahill or Phil Jagielka are present, as your menu will end up in Russian or Chinese,Worse, if they get hold of your phone they will send embarrassing messages to your coach, friends or wife ’
from saha’s autobiography
二爆了= =
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I like Gary Neville
I like him commentating. I think it suits him. He’s good at it. He knows stuff, he’s passionate, and he’s got that kind of idealistic personality that really gets you excited about what’s happening. Like, sure, he’s annoying sometimes as are all commentators, and he’s biased against English teams (which, his specialty is English football and he works for an...
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I wish certain people would just shut up instead...
It’s fucking irritating.
