May 2013
11 posts
May 20th
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plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
May 19th
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Yeah I guess I’m not so upset with the Yahoo thing because I’ve never been so enamored with Tumblr in the first place. It’s nice for building a good social network and stuff but it kinda sucks as a blog platform and its features are very limited and it isn’t all that user-friendly. And I know Yahoo is kinda not what it used to be but tbh most of the niche news stories I...
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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So I’ve become dependent on Afrin and what that means is that Afrin and other nasal sprays are, in a sense, addictive in that my sinuses have gotten used to the effect of them. And what happens is it creates this rebound effect where my ability to breathe through my nose is, well, non-existent without the Afrin. This has been going on since…January. So, about five months. Anyway, I...
May 15th
I wished Happy Mother’s Day to my aunt who is not a mother but is an aunt. Like me. Does that mean I get to wish myself a happy mother’s day?
May 13th
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Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes...
May 11th
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Organized Chaos: Please, don't make fandom look... →
xaynie: flyingcatnall: I never post on Tumblr, so I’m hoping my few followers can help me get this word out by reblogging… I work for a hotel that hosts a major US con every year. I love anime and I go to cons myself, but I am going to be blunt about some of the problems we have and… Putting on my disappointed mom-hat for a moment but…it’s kinda sad that people have to...
May 11th
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The oxford comma and all its glory
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:  “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
May 9th
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nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend  amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
May 8th
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April 2013
9 posts
Apr 30th
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a little bit of pattern recognition:... →
queenofattolia: nothing frustrates me more in a story than when a character could say ONE SENTENCE and clear up all the trouble. ONE SENTENCE. (‘my dad just died’ / ‘that wasn’t me you saw’ / ‘we’re related’ / ‘i had to be there for work’ whatever) and there’s no reason they aren’t saying… This annoys me SO MUCH.
Apr 30th
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Gay Athletes Should Come Out of the Closet Already →
I’m glad NBA player Jason Collins has publicly announced that he’s gay. But I’m already sick of hearing how “brave” that was.  Even though the author of this is gay and out, I have a problem with this. Just within my circle of friends there is a lot of diversity and the consequences of coming out would be vastly different for each person. In the end when someone decides to come out and who to and...
Apr 29th
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“I went on amazon and bought all the top books on baby sleep and development. I...”
– http://www.reddit.com/r/beyondthebump/comments/1cqnc1/i_read_all_the_major_books_on_baby_sleep_here_is/ (via starcrossedkayla)
Apr 25th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 16th
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davidbyrne: sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful
Apr 7th
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Let down again. Lately that’s all you seem to do.
Apr 7th
A Pride: Two cents on Richard Dawkin's recent... →
edwardspoonhands: kenyatta: robot-heart-politics: leaenae434: Did you know Richard Dawkins tweets? Mr. Dawkins speaks of belief upon evidence, yet, when the onus of providing on evidence fell on him, he failed to do so. Dawkins’ justification of his failure to give proof for his sweeping statement is intrinsically flawed; as it could be… Dawkins is an Islamophobic shithole, and...
Apr 4th
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March 2013
7 posts
Mar 27th
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I just took two Tylenol PM and I planned on going to work early tomorrow and I just remembered that US-Mexico was tonight and now I’m torn.
Mar 27th
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What Else Can We Do Now?: rightside11:... →
rightside11: paperwings25: nutmeg101: EXCUSE YOU Read More Wow. This is a perfect summary of why I can’t stand most Ashlyn Harris fans. You made this whole long post about how great she is, and not once was soccer mentioned. It’s all “she’s sooo attractive” and “she’s… Do we (fans) have to mention soccer skills in every single post explaining why we adore a particular...
Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 9th
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I hate assholes like this. I hope every... →
Stupid waitstaff, doing their jobs and being friendly to make a base salary well below minimum wage. How juvenile.
Mar 5th
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Mar 3rd
81 notes
February 2013
11 posts
danceswithjoshnekus: tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves to die i just saw a post that said that if you don’t understand how minimum wage and art commissions work, then you’re “the worst kind of garbage shit...
Feb 27th
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the first comment on this article is “it sounds consensual to me” as if a 14-year-old girl somehow is in a position of equal authority and power as a 42-year-old teacher at her school so that she is able to consent. (not to mention I don’t see how you could say from this story that it was “consensual” even on the level that she could consent.)
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 23rd
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There’s a lady at the office going through a custody battle with her husband for her step-son. Today she’s talking to my office mate about the latest drama and she’s talking about how pissed she got the other day because the stepson likes his mother more than his father and her. Anyway, she got pissed and yelled at him: “What has your mother done for you? Besides give...
Feb 22nd
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
Feb 9th
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Why does wearing jeans on Friday make me happy?
Feb 8th
Feb 8th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2013
19 posts
Jan 30th
1,441 notes
Fuck yeah, feminists!: After Cutting Tax Credit... →
sleepysheep683: fuckyeahfeminists: What is this I don’t even - State legislators in Michigan held a hearing on Tuesday to consider House Bills 5684 and 5685, which would allow taxpayers to receive tax relief for unborn fetuses past 12 weeks’ gestation. because fetuses are more important than children who are already… I’m understanding that ‘taxpayers’ means the person pregnant with...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
60 notes
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Jan 16th
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My niece is going to be named Layla, after the Eric Clapton song.
Jan 15th
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“Men should be offended when someone claims that women should prevent rape by not...”
– Common sense.  (via ewanmcgregoring) This should be in men’s magazines all over the world. (via iamsavingmyself) I have literally been saying this forfuckingever. (via spermandboogers)
Jan 13th
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I’m so sick of the hyperbolic argument from gun rights activists that “why don’t we regulate knives/hammers/etc… because people use those to kill people!” I mean, I think it’s A LOT MORE DIFFICULT to kill 27 people with a knife or a hammer without being stopped than it is with an assault rifle or even a handgun. Also the belief that regulating guns and...
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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“It’s just a cold that I’m sure you’ll be over in a few days, a week at the most…” Thank you doctor it’s been two weeks now can’t you put me out of my misery until this is over????!!!
Jan 10th
Jan 9th
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